You know you're obsessed with PJO when...

YOU KNOW YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH PJO WHEN…

-You repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth
-You are completely convinced your math teacher is a fury (IT'S TRUE!)
-You say, "OH MY GODS!" and "What the Hades?" on a regular basis
-You blame Poseidon for bad weather
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses
-You burn food to see if it smells good
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-You’re in a swimming race and you pray and sacrifice to Poseidon
-You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo
-Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood
-You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying in a plane, etc.) and hope Zeus won’t blast you out of the air
-You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
-You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you (aw!)
-You bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere
-When something bad happens, randomly blame Kronos
-You sometimes try to control water
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months (they're the best 3 months of your life)
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-When you go to Office Max for pens, you ask for one that turns into a sword
-Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor
-Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say, "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
-You swear, "OH STYX!" then look apologetically at the sky (better safe than sorry)
-Whenever you go to a PJO site in the US (such as the Hoover Dam or the Air and Space Museum) you yell "PERCY'S BEEN HERE!" to the tourists
-Demand your family to have a group hug every week (Hera's watching...)
-Blame Athena for bad grades
-Ask the flight attendant if Zeus is in a good mood before entering the plane
-Glare at donut store chains and blame it on the Hydra
-Carry “Hermes” vitamins whenever you go get a pedicure as a safety precaution
-You start a conversation with guinea pigs (they used to be men, after all)
-Whenever you see a spider, you curse Arachne
-You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it
-You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant
-You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail
-You go to the Hallmark store and say you need to get a father’s/mother’s day card for your godly parent
-You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear
-You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary
-You know who your godly parent is
-You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again
-When people ask you to play capture the flag, you ask if magical items are allowed
-You refuse to lie down on a waterbed
-You ask suffers in Bermudas if they know Poseidon
-You go to CVS and ask for Hermes vitamins in gummies
-You know more about PJO than most sane people
-You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
-You have done at least 10 (Or more) of the above things
-You are so obessed with the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Amen!)
-You could think of at least 20 more things to add to this list
-You're convinced that all anti-PJO fans have taken a dip in the river Lethe, which explains their brainwashed views on PJO
-You dream of Percy and other PJO characters every night
-You think this list could go on into infinity

And there you have it! I could think of a ton more, but I'm out of room! :) I did NOT make all of these up! Special thanks to InAthena'sCabin and LONG LIVE PJO!!!
(:(:(:greenplanet:):):)